Geek Next Door

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Before proceeding further, note that you must be at least years of age, where the required age in your household to read/hear/say F-words like funeral, forgetfulness, fairness, firewall, football, foolish, and yes, fart and fuck. If your parents/guardians check history in your browser to monitor what habits you have acquired surfing, you may be in big trouble. In that case, you may want to switch to this browser to surf in “Incognito Mode“. Although you can always retort by calling them Fascist freaks, but that’ll cause a feud in your family for which I do not want to be held liable. By reading the views on this site

1. you may be spoiling yourselves, especially if you believe in the notion of the just world and some God. Your God may end up subjecting you to His/Her wrath by frying/roasting you on the hot plates of the hell your religion conceives the idea of. You may not get your seventy-two virgins. Or if you are sure you will, they may be of different sexual orientation than yours.
2. you may end up infesting your house with termites, rot your teeth, grow hair on your palms and ears, and paste innuendo in your CV right before a job interview!

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