Math jokes

Received in email from another math-maniac.
Q: What does the little mermaid wear to a math class?
A: An alge-bra
Q: What is the shape of a dead parrot?
A: A poly-gon(e).
Q: Why did the mathematician-dentist name is son Pi?
A: Because everyone knows pi is transcen-dental.
Q: What’s the difference between a PhD in Mathematics and a large pizza.
A: The pizza can feed a family of four.
Q: How do you pick-up chicks in a Calculus II class?
Q: Who was the most depressed mathematician?
A: Dedekind.
Q: How do you know?
A: Dedekind cuts.

A theorem:

Theorem: A cat has nine tails.

Proof: No cat has eight tails. A cat has one more tail than no cat. Therefore, a cat has 8+1=9 tails. QED.


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